Calm Down Sky Sports

If Sky News is accused of being the eternal pessimist, over hyping bad news to make it seem worse than it is, then Sky Sports is best described as it's slightly slower, eternally optimistic sibling. One thing to be said for Sky Sports News is that no matter how dull a transfer deadline day is they will still try and make it sound like it's the greatest day in mankind. That the deal to make your head go all David Cronenberg-y and explode over the television in unabated cerebral excitement is juuuuuuuuuust around the corner. That corner being the one at the entrance to Norwich's training ground. Where some poor schmo has to stand and look excited as a second string Armenian left-back from Sochaux arrives in a blacked out Ford Mondeo. Still, it's better than doing it at the end of January. Brrrrrrrrrrrr.......